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A Call to Arms…

It’s time folks.

It’s time for us to band together, united in a common cause with critical impacts on our lives.

It’s time to stamp out forever the disingenuous use of the prefix “Cyber” by the douchetard squadron of aged wannabes. (Note, The almighty Goog comes up with over 157,000 instances of the prefix on *.gov)

It has become the best differentiator of those who “get it” and those who never will. It’s like a dump truck of dumbassery, not a series of tubes, but a dedicated force of completely irrelevant people using a prefix that the Digerati (1) stopped using back when Wired was cool.

I cannot express it more clearly than that.

The latest shipment of dorkage in this department… Colonel Wayne Parks doesn’t get it on a scale previously completely unknown.

From Govexec.com “…stay out ahead of the speed of megabytes.” and “There was a day when we were operating at foot speed, now we’re moving at cyber speed.”

Yeah, this ‘expert’ is the one that the US Army has chosen to lead their Cyber Warriors… based out of Ft. Leavenworth.

Colonel Parks, Sir, you are the problem, not the solution.

Of course, I shouldn’t be expecting much better from anyone who uses the prefix “Cyber” willingly after 1996.

I’m at a loss as to a useful methodology for stopping old white men from doing stupid things that materially impact the people around them, of course, if I knew how to do that, I’d probably also have sharks with laser beams at my beck and call.

If, like me, you’re not in San Francisco, please feel free to chime in with the most egregious use of the prefix “Cyber” in the comments below or if you’d prefer, by email, and I’ll summarize in time for my next posting (averaging every 3 months or so….).

And hey, thanks for not being a cyberdouche

(1) A topic for yet another future call to arms.
[tags]cyber, douchetard, cyberdouche[/tags]

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