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Brownie, Cyber Security Expert? WTF?

You have got to be fscking kidding me.

From the ITAC Blog:

Following is an exclusive podcast with Michael Brown, former Director of FEMA. Mr. Brown is an expert on cyber security and provides excellent insights into what our nation can do to better protect itself in this new era of cyber warfare.

This is:

  1. Funny
  2. Sad
  3. Pathetic
  4. A disgrace

Let’s have a look at his resume, shall we? In an article on Time.com we find that his skills were dragged into the daylight for obvious reasons.

Then when things got difficult he had this to say:

“Can I quit now? Can I come home?” Brown wrote to Cindy Taylor, FEMA’s deputy director of public affairs, the morning of the hurricane.

A few days later, Brown wrote to an acquaintance, “I’m trapped now, please rescue me.”

“In the midst of the overwhelming damage caused by the hurricane and enormous problems faced by FEMA, Mr. Brown found time to exchange e-mails about superfluous topics,” including “problems finding a dog-sitter,” Melancon said.

Reference: CNN

His time at FEMA was apparently stellar.

But, a “cyber” (gag) security expert? I think not. Maybe the International Arabian Horse Association will take him back. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.

Let us know what you think. Or better yet, let him know. He has his own blog.

Thanks to @andrewbecherer for the link.

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