To the proud constituents of the Liquidmatrix Army:

I call upon you this day to take note, not since the dark ages of October 2006 has there been such a glorious day for our proud people.

Much as was said by El Jefe, our glorious leader (shall he reign forever), it’s time to grow up and own it.

As you may have noticed in recent times, I’ve been… shall we say… the anti-recluse.

If you were paying attention, you would’ve seen me here:

And of course, no one could possibly forget seeing me here:

And with such public excursions, the swiftest reconnaissance squadron known to any – the Liquidmatrix Army – would have also noticed me (or my evil twin half-brother) in a few other places.

Upon the sage advice of El Jefe, I did a funny (and potentially cripplingly foolish) thing.

In submitting an abstract for a speaking engagement, I did the unthinkable and just like Superman (III),

strangled that grey-hat hacker Myrcurial and completely outed myself in what has been amongst the info security (and control systems security) best held non-secrets.

So howdy everyone, just call me James.

And don’t worry, I’m not changing – I’ll be the same acerbic person you’ve all come to know and (love|hate) – I do have a reputation to uphold after all. 😀

Comments

  1. I had often wondered what this day would look like, and it seems to have played out much better than envisioned. Very classy my freind, I will call you Jamurial if that is okay.

    Peace,

    MF

  2. Yeah, I attended that HOPE talk in person, so I can attest to this one. What it leaves out, though, is the charming “yah, eh?” that occasionally betrays your geographic heritage.

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