From the holy sh!t files we have this one. A spokesman for the Department of Homeland Security is being held without bail on felony charges of attempting to solicit sex from a 14 year old. The catch was the “14 year old” was a detective trolling for these sub-human fungus. Brian J. Doyle, 55, has managed to cast a lonnnnnnng shadow on the DHS and it’s ability to have a clue ensure the security cred of it’s staffers. Let’s hope that (if found guilty) they drop this prick into general prison population so he can receive what he has coming to him.