There are times when I get an email that just starts me laughing my ass off.
Today, I received one such email.
Dear Sir/Madame,
My name is Jakub Walczak, and I work for Hakin9 – the magazine that reaches over 60 000 readers mainly in the USA, India, and Australia.
I have seen your website and I was wondering if you would like to cooperate with us. Please let me know.I am looking forward to hearing from you.
Regards,
Jakub Walczak
First off, quick tip. You might want to address an email to someone directly as opposed to a form message. That’s just lazy. Which, I guess would explain your recent article publication.
Which in turn would also explain the 60,000 people.
FYI, they’re not laughing with you.
We here at Liquidmatrix are more than happy to let you know that we’ll cooperate with Hakin9 when Hell freezes over.
Thanks for your inquiry.
Have a super day.
(Image used under CC from Stephane Giner)